After years of exhaustive research, I, Rob Schneider, investigative journalist extraordinaire, have uncovered the truth about Barack Obama! Searching for Obama was an exhausting ordeal, taking me to the depths of Google and the jungles of YouTube, but it was worth it. You won’t believe what you are about to learn, but I have documented evidence that proves once and for all that Barack
Osama Obama is not who any of us believe him to be!
Obama is NOT a U.S. Citizen!
The theory that Barack Obama is not a U.S. citizen has been with us since he became President, if not before. There are whole websites devoted to proving Obama was born in Kenya and that the birth certificate he finally revealed due to public pressure was a forgery. Moreover, his real birth certificate shows that he was born in Kenya!
The image reproduced here comes from a website called Our Constitution Matters. Why does it matter if Barack Obama is not a natural born citizen of the United States? Because the Constitution says in no uncertain terms that the President must be a natural born citizen. Of course, a Constitutional lawyer as clever as Obama could easily re-interpret that to mean a President must be “naturally born” and not a result of artificial insemination, so whether or not his birth certificate is a forgery is possibly a moot point.
Obama is a Muslim!
Along with speculation that Obama is not a U.S. citizen came the news that he was a Muslim. Irrefutable proof of this has been presented on countless websites over the years, but the public still refuses to believe! The document at left is evidence, but researchers have uncovered far more than just this — enough evidence, in fact, that one in five Republicans still firmly believe Obama is a card-carrying Muslim posing as a Christian.
It is certainly understandable that Obama’s campaign managers would want to debunk such a shocking revelation. According to them, he is a devout Christian who attended Trinity United Church, a church headed by pastor Jeremiah Wright Jr., who preached black liberation theology. But did he? As this next piece of evidence proves, Obama was actually living in Afghanistan during the 20 years he allegedly was attending church in Chicago!
Obama and Osama bin Laden are the same person!
The revelation that Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden are the same individual came to light more recently. Someone noticed that without the beard, bin Laden bears a striking resemblance to Obama. Using their Photoshop skills, they spent weeks producing this YouTube video that proves once and for all that they are indeed one and the same individual. Seriously, watch the video and you, too, will be convinced. The eyes, the ears, the mouth, the ears and even the shape of their faces are uncannily alike. True, Osama bin Laden looks a little worse for wear, but that’s probably because he was living in a cave in Afghanistan before being shipped to the U.S. to be groomed to become President of the United States.
Obama is an Alien!
I like David Icke. I really like his reptilian agenda angle and think that on an allegorical level, at least, he’s on to something. I find taking it literally a little hard to swallow, though. This photo proves otherwise. Barack Obama is a reptilian alien come to earth (or from beneath the earth) to further the reptilian agenda of world domination!
In case you don’t know about the reptilian agenda, it’s a theory that aliens inhabited the earth thousands of years ago and began interbreeding with humans. Millions, maybe billions, of humans have reptilian blood flowing through their veins, but the British royal family, the Rothchild’s, and other fabulously wealthy and powerful families have interbred over the centuries to make sure the reptilian bloodline remains dominant in their family lines. Reptilians like these are shapeshifters and at times, they accidentally reveal their real bodies. The photo above proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is one of those shapeshifting reptilians.
Every good investigative journalist summarizes their findings in the final paragraphs, so here you have it. The person we know as Barack Obama is a full-blooded reptilian shapeshifter who was born in Kenya. He then moved to Indonesia, where he attended an all Muslim school. Then he was adopted by the bin Laden family. He didn’t like his family, so he became the terrorist known as Osama bin Laden. Then he was shipped to the United States, given back his birth name and groomed to become President of the United States in order to overthrow the country and turn it into a reptilian slave colony.
Who is Obama, Really?
Okay, I’ve had my fun. Who is Obama, really? I still have no idea. In my opinion, identifying Obama as Osama bin Laden is highly unlikely, if for no other reason than there are plenty of photographs of Obama during the years he was supposed to be active in the Middle East. There is also strong evidence that bin Laden died in 2001. If that’s so, is Obama the resurrected anti-Christ, as many Christians believe?
I was kind of hoping Obama wasn’t a U.S. citizen when that news surfaced. If he wasn’t, then maybe America would finally have a President who had a global world view instead of the myopic vision of his predecessors and fellow U.S. citizens. He has been so disappointingly American in his world view, though, I find it hard to believe he wasn’t born and raised in the States. He’s so White American, in fact, I find it hard to believe he’s even half-black.
I don’t believe Obama is a Muslim any more than I believe he’s a devout Christian, so that leaves us with the alien alternative. That one still appeals to me, but, as I said above, only on an allegorical level. I could be wrong, of course, but I’m not ready to take the leap from allegory to reality when it comes to shapeshifting reptilians. I’m not ready to take the leap from allegory to reality when it comes to Jesus, either, for that matter. I do, however, believe strongly in the power of myth (I think myths are at least as real as reality) and the myth David Icke espouses may just turn out to be the defining myth of this age.
Substitute “sociopath” for “reptilian” and the idea of reptilians becomes more palatable. In his role as President, he represents a sociopathic power structure that has no regard for humanity. Driven by greed and a hunger for world domination, that reptilian power structure will stop at nothing to achieve its goals. It can be seen at work in global financial institutions, corporations, governments and the military. Even institutions that seem to be humanitarian are under its control.
Millions of people feel the oppressive weight of power descending on them. “Why were suckered into the War on Terror?” they ask. “Why were the financial institutions bailed out instead of the average person?” they wonder. Looking for answers online, they see it all laid out for them by David Icke. Even other “conspiracy nuts” like Alex Jones, who used to viciously attack him, have come out in his support. Others say he does the “movement” a disservice with his “outlandish” beliefs, but that hasn’t stopped hundreds of his critics in alternative media from getting their material from the David Icke Headlines pages.
When “you know something is happening here, but you don’t know what it is,” your imagination can bring all your worst fears to the surface. What’s more frightening than a reptilian alien who is more intelligent than any human and whose only agenda is domination and subjugation?
There’s another word being tossed around on alternative news sites: “Illuminati.” In most of the important ways, “Illuminati” and “reptilians” are virtually synonymous, but Illuminati is easier to believe for those of us who try to confine reality to our familiar world. Lest you think Illuminati is a recently coined term, here’s a quote from George Washington: “It was not my intention to doubt that, the Doctrines of the Illuminati, and principles of Jacobinism had not spread in the United States. On the contrary, no one is more truly satisfied of this fact than I am.” For more information, read this article: Verified Warnings From Former Presidents . . . .. Like the song says, “and you know there is something happening here, but you don’t know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones.” Well maybe we do.